My name is Bobo Fiendish, and this is my world...

I suppose a little information on ourselves is in order. Fine. Aside from the wrestler bio - the link to which is all over the place - I occupy myself with various hobbies that I could share with you, but why make you an accomplice? Heh.

The inspiration for our personality and style was directly derived from several songs by Yngwie J. Malmsteen (ING-vee JAY Malm-STEEN) - notably 'No Mercy', 'See You in Hell (Don't Be Late)', 'Magic Mirror', and 'The Fury'. We shall include lyrics from these songs, in order to make it clearer (possibly digital samples in the future) how they could inspire a Drywall Finisher to create a mass murderer with a sense of humor who (strangely) never laughed. Well, in truth, we -DID- laugh a couple times back in 1997, as you'll see in our Archives - but I digress...

However, we would have remained in relative obscurity were it not for his stumbling across the convoluted world of Internet Fantasy Wrestling (E-Feds, to the initiated), and he expanded on our personality in order to use us thus. Our first e-fed was the EEWO run by a man named L. White - aka Brawler86, formerly of AOL - current whereabouts unknown. It wasn't long before it became obvious to all involved that we were head and shoulders above the rest of the 2EWO's meager talent pool, which consisted mostly of Brawlers friends and family - though we never got the opportunity to fight for any of the titles in that fed, nobody involved doubted that if we ever DID get a shot, nobody could FAIRLY hang onto their belt against us. Internal problems arose as others in the 2EWO not directly related to Brawler86 began to see how they were kept at bay ('buried' is the wrestling term - meaning being held to the undercard so others can have the main event), and eventually seceded from the 2EWO to move to the New E-Fed created by the e-fed phenom... Big C. Browne.

In case you haven't already clicked that particular link, you may peruse our 'bio' used in that fed by clicking here.

Clarence Browne is - according to him - a semi-talented hack at a wildly diverse skills base. He is a published writer, if you count having several poems in the local (neighborhood) newspaper, an editorial in the city paper, and a cartoon in the Drywall Finisher's Monthly Journal. He has always dreamed of being a comic book artist/writer, and thus has studied extensively in broad-ranging topics to better be able to characterize his creations... Sadly, his dreams - like so many others - were perpetually out of grasp. He learned a trade in order to pay his way through art school, but found that he enjoyed the work... Not to mention the paychecks... Heh.

One of Clarence's passions in his younger days was as a 'Dungeon/Game Master' with several role-playing games. His favorites were 'Villains and Vigilantes', 'Mekton Z', and 'Marvel Superheroes', but he also played 'GURPS', 'Advanced Dungeons & Dragons', 'Cyberpunk 2020', and 'Champions'. It was reportedly great fun, and his task was to portray EVERYONE that the players encountered - which he did with great zeal. Sadly, he grew apart from the majority of his 'RPG' compatriots, and stopped playing... However, the skill of creating characters and breathing life into them remained, and it is a skill that we're thankful he kept sharp. Heh.

We were never intended to be used in the fed created by Big C for obvious concerns that he'd appear to be hypocritical. However, many of the ex-2EWOers that came with us demanded a chance to contend against the wrecking machine that helped destroy Brawler86's fed. Big C appointed a panel of three judges for the express purpose of deciding - by points - the winner of each match, and he competed for six months as us without ever telling the judges it was his work that they reviewed with the rest. We kicked ass, as anyone with the role-playing experience Big C had would against people that were aping the Simpsons for catch-phrases... We won the Heavyweight Title, and it seemed that the others in the fed began to be intimidated by the smooth and professional presentations of ourselves... With good reason. Sadly, when others faced us they 'toned down', feeling that they'd be beaten anyway so why try real hard? We remained undefeated until a member whose character was a perpetual mid-carder caught on to that simple fact and put his heart and soul into the effort of toppling us - and succeeded.

Sadly, the fact that one of the 'mid-carders' defeated us didn't sit well with the rest of the roster, and after much bristling amongst all involved, the federation was closed shortly after it's first anniversary. Big C vowed to never engage in 'e-feds' again, and considered the matter closed. This left us without a 'home', so to speak, and Big C set about creating a comic book starring ourselves that he may finish one dark day, but I digress...

Now to business... One of the ex-judges for the fed happened to be a fan for a semi-successful show called 'The Sentinel', and was also deeply into the 'fan-fiction' of same. For those of you that may be unfamiliar with the term, a 'fan-fiction' is a story using characters from a beloved mileu (Star Trek, X-Men, etc. etc.) and placing them into totally new adventures... Or... Other situations that the creators... Hmmm... Never intended, shall we say? Yes, that seems to cover it nicely. -Ahem- Moving right along...

As a judge for the old fed, Mary Shukes was intrigued by our character... A remorseless killer on the surface who held to a rigid sense of honor and righteousness was a puzzling dichotomy, and she considered the character to be 'perfect' for a guest spot on her favorite show... The Sentinel. After much pleading, she managed to convince Clarence to deign to 'lend' himself - or, more accurately, lend OURself - to the task of immersing Bobo Q. Fiendish in the sleepy town of Cascade, Washington... To merge the characters more smoothly, we were given 'senses' akin to the protagonist of said show - but kept our 'inhuman resistance to pain' and 'psychotic strength', as well as our sense of humor. The resulting tale is 'Dark Angel', and if you hadn't read that, you'd have no reason to be here at all...

That said, we hope you enjoy our exploits in the land of 'The Sentinel', and we may appear in other stories as Big C's busy work schedule permits... In short:

You're welcome. See you SOON.

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