As you can see, D.I. is making his peace with whatever God happens to be listening....

Changing of the guard, is it? I thought that that was something only British soldiers did... Twice a day while they wheel the queen out for some air... Heh. Seems you have this idea that all these other stooges in the fed will 'rally round the flag' and help you somehow remove the ruling caste... I got a valet that thought HE could do it, and you're not going to fare much better... The fact of the matter is, once I square things with YOU, I got a couple little 'wannabes' that need to be shown the Grand Tour of Hell - travel accomodations provided by Bobo's Wild Ride... Heh.

You seem to think that your training will be of some benefit... It is to laugh... I'm sure you HAVE forgotten more ways to hurt people than most of these skittering crawlies will ever know... Hell, I'm sure you've forgotten your last name by now... For the record, I was told your Social Security Number was '5'... Heh. You could say that all that experience gives you an edge... Sure, it'd be a LIE - but you could SAY it... You will recall that Bobo is JUST as familiar with the Martial Sciences as you are, Grampa... Oh wait, maybe not... I DID knock your Ancient Self into the third row... That might make ANYBODY a little 'forgetful'... Heh. You don't even have your goofball buddy MC Hammer with you anymore... When you consider that I beat the BOTH of you TOGETHER, you can't help but see that your chances in this ridiculous waste of my time are abysmally slim... Well, you COULD see it if you had on your BIFOCALS... Heh.

You sorry old wretch, I guess nobody ever told you that you aren't John Wayne... O-Kay den pilgrum... Sumtoims uh man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, ah reckon... Heh. You'll have plenty in COMMON with John Wayne this Saturday, though, soldier... You'll BOTH be dead, and your only MEMORIAL will be some obscure film that nobody watches... Well, maybe the District Attorney, but it's not a wide target audience... You just can't accept that your best days are FAR behind you, old man... Don't you even REGISTER that the film crew that tapes your prattling is from the HISTORY CHANNEL? No, clearly not...

And you want the rest of this fed to join you in some crusade against such as we? Well, I guess even CUSTER was a firecracker of a motivational speaker... But you fail to realize in your whole George Patton schtick that these underachievers will NEVER have the STONES to CONSIDER making an enemy of the Angel of Death Most Exalted... You can no more inspire their spirit than you can grow radishes in an ASHTRAY... They are cowed, General, submissive... In short, SCARED WITLESS... They wouldn't rise up against such as I if JESUS gave them the GIPPER SPEECH. Face it.

So just head on out to that Great White North you hid in before, and train your little heart out... Hell, if I were you, I'd get a passport and a rowboat... I hear France doesn't have extradition laws... You can probably hide out there and reminisce over some Bordeau... But, since Marines aren't all that bright, I figure you'll show up with bells on this Saturday for your US Recommended Daily Allowance of CURB... Fine. I'll see to it that you get a nice funeral at Arlington... And Gettysburg.... Of course, both coffins will be a little smallish, but why CHOOSE which Soldiers Field you get buried in when you can go to BOTH? Nothing's too good for our fighting leathernecks, after all...

You're welcome... See you SOON.