Hello, my intended...

Well... Interesting developments afoot, indeed... It seems the Championship Committee has examined the tape - and yet despite Ex-Foley's interference, the referee's decision shall stand... Oh well. I'm sure you pukes are beating each other over the head for a shot at the old guy, but you know what? WRONG. You think because I got SNAKED out of MY belt by that TOOTHLESS henchman of the Giggle Gang, that you WORMS can just stroll over and STEAL it for yourselves? It is to laugh. I guess most of you figure an old fossil stands a better than even chance of coughing that belt up into y0ur greasy mitts so you can claim you're the holder of MY belt WITHOUT beating ME? NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. I have my suspicions about which of you CRUMBS will be the first to fulfill my prophecy and step to the old guy, but we'll see....

On a lighter note, let me bring out my valet... GET OUT HERE, YURINE!

WHAT? What do you WANT!? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Stop cringing, Yurine... It seems that you and I are going to be working together...

Not more commercials... Please...

As good an idea as that sounds, I have to pass...  No, Yurine, I've grown bored with making y0u wash the basement and reshingle the roof on alternating days...

You mean I can go free?

Of COURSE NOT, you Soviet STUPORMAN! A deal's a deal after all...

Then WHAT?

You will return to the ring... This Saturday...

To bring Glory to the Motherland once again?

Geeze, I must've bounced you against that ringpost harder than I anticipated... NO YOU FOOL! YOU get to help ME give some Dark Star Style VENGEANCE out to some fanboy imitators... These GOOFBALLS are giving us a bad name with their DOOFY computer simulations and simple-minded rambling... While we have spent some QUALITY TIME crushing the spirits of these lesser beings, this team of SCUM and SCUMMER think that they can reap the BENEFITS of OUR skillful application of TERROR... What do you think that means WE SHOULD DO?

Uh... I'm guessing a trademark infringement suit isn't exactly what you've got in mind...

That's RIGHT! We're going to stomp... WHAT? TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT? Are you purposely trying to entice me to levels of angst undreamt of? Are you that suicidal after a measly defeat?

That reminds me... BOSS... How did your little match with the elderly soldier turn out?

You are VERY close to getting that nice little spine of yours BRAIDED, Yurine.... Through TREACHERY I was ROBBED of my due... An old enemy who blames me for the destruction of some dopey indy fed that was LAME enough to give him a belt has wrought hackeyneyed vengeance on my own title reign...

You lost, huh?

..... Yes.

Excuse me.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -gasp- -pant- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -urk!-

LISTEN YOU MISERABLE RUSSIAN BASTARD... You and I are going to beat the TAR out of these SLOPPY IMITATIONS... Do you REGISTER?

-glkkk-

GREAT! And after THAT, you'll go REDEEM your loss to that Babble SCUMHOOK... While _I_ show that fat humunculous GOOKIS who the TRUE monster in THIS fed is.... UNLESS you have something ELSE to DO, of course...

-grkle-

But FIRST, we have to jump up and down on AzmoDIES and Midol Fad until they're PAPER THIN and DRY... RIGHT?

-rhkt-

This pleases me... You may breathe now...

GASP! You PSYCHOPATH! What on EARTH makes you think I would help you do ANYTHING after all you PUT ME THROUGH?

I didn't put you through that cinderblock wall... Would you like to add that to the list?

Hmmm....  Saturday, eh? I think I can pencil in an appearance... After all, SOMEONE has to show these American FOOLS what a true Soviet Superman can accomplish... DESPITE being saddled with such as YOU as a partner...

Heh. Like YOU'RE some great shakes... I'll probably have to carry you the whole time...

That'll be a neat trick from standing on my BACK...

We'll SEE who's gonna carry WHO, Yurine... I'll bet I'm the first guy to knock out one of those BUMS...

You're ON, you American goofball....

Fine. And with that out of the way, we can do the commercial...

NOOOOOOOO!

Come back here! It's only for Maxwell House Coffee....

NOOOOOOOO!

Sheesh... Maybe I should look into getting Nike... I hear they have a new opening... Heh. Oh, and before I forget... The Helpful Tip of the Week is.... 'People will do ANYTHING if you ask them CORRECTLY...' Another good tip from your pal, Bobo...

You're welcome... See you SOON.