It seems that in light of my recent victories, the President has decided that wrestlers stand a better chance at survival if they don't face Bobo one on one... Case in point.. Brian Dakota has been added to my title shot at Ex-Foley... While I've never heard of this schmutz, and can't understand why he'd be allowed a title shot, I suppose I can dig TWO holes as easily as one... I wouldn't hazard a guess as to how this Dakota yahoo got his title shot, but I bet he swallowed... Oops... Cat's outta the fag.... Er... BAG, I mean... Yeah...

So... Ex-Foley and this Dakota poof can try to team up and eliminate Bobo, and then settle with each other after I'm out... Suuure... That'll happen.... Enough jokes.... The president can toss EIGHT wannabe scrubs in with Bobo if he wants, but Bobo will not stop. Bobo will not rest. Bobo has said it before...

I might not be the best...

BUT I WILL BE THE LAST....

So when we get to that cage and the man locks the door, buddies... Ask yourself this: What did I do to deserve this? Then pick a God and PRAY...

Because BOBO will be KING....

And he doesn't care if there are NO subjects left...

You're welcome.... See you soon....