As you can see, Bobo has decided to work off his debt to the Heaven's Messengers... Not everybody would get a ruthless killer out of jail because God told them to, and that pleases Bobo. We even see that Heaven's Messengers have changed their name to The Chosen... I guess because with Gas Chamber and I around, you really couldn't be sure Heaven was involved anymore...

And now, to business... Apparently, the powers-that-be have decided to reward Bobo for culling the weak from the strong... Apparently, they're doing this by granting him a shot at the Heavyweight Title now held by whomever Mick Foley is this week... ManCactusLove? To avoid confusion, I'll just call him Ex-Foley...

I agree that at one time Foley was the watermark for hardcore... The standard by which others were judged... Sadly, that time is past... Bobo has already assassinated two out of the three Most Overrated Wrestlers in History, and will make it a matching set this Saturday... Ex-Foley, it could even be said that Bobo has some respect for you... Sure, it'd be a LIE, but it could be SAID...

You see, you started being a bum when you first put on that ridiculous 'Mankind' suit... Don't get me started on 'Dude'... And now you're in the bWo? Do you present multiple personalities in the hope that someone will like at least ONE? It may be so... You may have noticed that Bobo must wear a facemask... The warden insisted, since Bobo tended to bite the guards that got too close... Luckily, that means you'll need to find a new special move, since that mandible claw can cost you your hand if you try it on me.... Perhaps you can try that cellulite moonsault again? Time will tell.

Sure, Ex-Foley is tough... But tough enough for Bobo's Wild Ride? Naaah. Sure, Ex-Foley is crazy... But compared to me? He's a paperboy, at best.... You see, true maniacs are more subtle.... Menacing... Evil.... Ex-Foley is to dementia what cartoons are to cinema... A bit of light entertainment for the kiddies....

I may not slay Ex-Foley, though... I believe that his pathetic life is ample punishment, and death would be a welcome release... Sadly, Bobo doesn't do those kinds of favors... Well... Not anymore.... Well... I could be talked into it...

Oh, I almost forgot Brother Calloway... The Undertook... Sadly, Bobo will have to destroy you utterly... Can't have people claiming to have Dark Power willy-nilly, y'know... Like we are really expected to believe that the lights dimming and the AC cranking up is Dark Power... Then again, they are kinda gullible in the WWF fanbase... When we lock it up, Mark, you're REALLY going into a casket... And BOBO WILL NAIL IT SHUT WITH YOUR TEETH!

You're welcome... See you soon....