Mr. Fiendish? Wake up! You're on!

Snurrrr... Wha? Who? Oh...

Hello, my intended...

Well, looks like the good doctor makes a nice living in the sleep disorder clinic, doesn't it? I don't recall anyone asking for your resume, Sillystring... I guess that if you repeat what you've 'accomplished' out loud enough times, people will think you're some kind of VETERAN, eh? It is to laugh... Sure, you talk like you've been in the business for a while, but so has Buddy Lee Parker and he doesn't impress me much either... Heh

Well, since we're 'examining' each other, let's go over your little palabra, shall we? The dirtiest Booby Enhancer in Wrestling today? Interesting twist on Ric Flair's tag, but I think the BIGGER booby enhancer would have to be the optical zoom on the camera you interviewed in front of, Connie...

Sipping Amaretto? Went from Flair to DiBiase in one segue... I'd figure the middle ground to be that 'Rich Boy Raven' angle the WCW dragged to death... Not very interesting, but hey, at least the mosaic is showing some contrast...

Awww... Now he won't put on the Bullwinkle suit, and he wants to yell at the boss... Wow, we haven't seen THAT before, have we? Oh, hold on... My bad... EVERYBODY is doing THAT, so I guess you're in fair company... It's the Brass Versus the Boys, right? Yeah, let's beat THAT horsie some more... That behind the scenes shyte may have flown six years ago, but it's showing serious wear these days, Doc...

And let's be honest, if you were as tough as you claim, you wouldn't have to leave your options open by splitting your time between two feds, would you? You COULD rule in any fed out there, provided your little sister or some sidekicky foo-foo that thinks he's your friend built IT, too. Five champs in five days, he says... Next thing he'll probably steal the 'You're Next', huh?

Just to provide some MORE education for this pathetically shallow talent pool, Doc, let me TEACH you that the term 'Folding on BRAGS' is a POKER term that denotes forcing out the competition with NOTHING even CLOSE to a winning hand... I can obviously see that a mook like you doesn't NEED to brag, but seven minutes later I figure you just LIKE to... A LOT.
And now he wants to play the Prison angle? Good. Not that I really figure a guy that took 6 years of Gynecology just to be able to see a woman naked has a lot of room to cast aspersions, mind you, but I digress... Like most people on the Row, I was in Solitary... Before you made enough money quilting together the collective wrestling world and selling it as yours to be able to afford escorts named Heidi, I'm sure you spent quite a LOT of time in solitary... The difference being that I was there because of a JUDGE, and you were there because of GENETICS. Heh.

But it continues, as you seem to have forgotten a few people to steal from in the Plagary Stop-n-Go... You doof, nobody cared when Jim 'call me WARRIOR, dammit' Hellwig 'outed' Terry Bollea's Disciple, so your attempts to 'out' me as some sort of clone are laughable... Mean Mark Callas couldn't say his own name three times without tripping over it, but what does that have to do with anything? A big bag of 'Who Gives a Rat's Ass?' I forget, did you steal that from Duane Johnson or Paige Falkenberg? Both, huh? Spiffy. Looks like you also stole Paige's 'No Respect from the Hot Mama' spiel he's working these days... Any port in a storm I guess...

And what's with this Neige fixation? Oh, I get it... Personally, if I were you, I'd probably rather slapfight the little tinkerbunny than step in the ring with a guy that doesn't read SCRIPTS as well... Heh.

But let me give you an out... Doc... Pack it up now and trot back to Some Tepid Widdle Fed - where a big mosaic of Russo Scripts that walks like you can prosper, even rule - and I won't nail your casket shut with your TEETH. Deal?

No? Good... Looks like I get some more COLOR for my backstories... Why do you call yourself something like the Smooth Operator, and then presume to derrogate MY honorific...? Hell, at least I didn't pick a nick so I could pretend 'Sade' was singing about me while Heidi flossed, eh? You've defeated the best, have you? I don't see how that's possible, since I just GOT here, DOC. Now, since you're so tough, if you've got THIS promoter doing you favors FOR favors like these other places you supposedly rule, then you should be confident that they'll get me to read the 'Doc Wins' script you carry around like a Get Out of Jail Free Card...

But you know that won't happen, don't you? Sure you do... All I want is you in the ring for a match, Doc... Then you'll see how many DIFFERENT ways a guy can be crippled as I see how many pieces of you I can tear off before you GIVE UP AND DIE, part-timer.

Oh, that was Rick Rude's schtick, too... You'll have something ELSE in common soon enough, DOC.

I PROMISE.

You're welcome... See you SOON.