Well, well, well, it took a bit to figure out that the other links in my bio were still active, and it wasn't difficult to figure out that the last communicae between us was still on the old challenge board... Heh. You had me going there for a sec, Noogie... Let me state what that means...
STRIKE ONE. And you only get THREE before your side is RETIRED. FOREVER. Do you think a feeb like you can make me feel welcome by claiming to KNOW someone whose skull I want to use for a SOCK PUPPET? Truly? Fine.
Then you should have no problem accepting a friendly MAUL or eight on their behalf, huh, BUDDY? Spiffy.
Now to business... You dare compare the Angel of Death MOST EXALTED to some quack named Sillystring Mpty Pants? It is to laugh... While I'm sure he squealed like a schoolgirl to be thought cool by association with such as I, it is not so... Now, he wants to show off a little and write checks he can't cash, does he? Thinks he can TAKE us? To be honest, Sillystring, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FLIPPIN' FRIENDS TO EVEN WISH YOU COULD. Better stick to the ol' Nip & Tuck Drive-thru, Nil-a-thon... It's a lot easier to make forty year old hags think they're twenty-something again than it'd be to convince anyone with two brain cells to rub together that you have a Snow Ninja's chance in a blast furnace against the Omega Supreme that is BOBO Q. FIENDISH... Don't kid yourself like that, okay, Ducky M? It's a LONG fall. Consider yourself WARNED.
By the way, I WAS referring to the GO-FISH with the Love Boat reference, you dink. Better stay out of the area from now on, okay, Doc? You'll just KEEP getting your FEELINGS hurt, and that impotent rage that just floods in when you know there's no way you can EVER do anything to redeem yourself will just KEEP piling up until your head pops... Luckily, I picked up a little neurosurgery in my travels, though... So when the pressure of your powerlessness gets to be too much to bear, just call... I'll be happy to pull your brain out your eyesocket for you, you big Poof. Just send up a flare, and I'll make sure you don't hurt anymore... EVER. I promise.
You're welcome... See you SOON.